cosmo tips: spice things up in the bedroom by shoving a jalapeño up your partner’s ass
don’t do this
AU: In which Quinn auditions for the band
This is why Ellen should be the ruler
I love Ellen
Ellen kicks ass I love her
If I start doing things because I want to stay relevant or I want people to like me, then I’m just going to be miserable.
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
i have no idea what is going on here but im scared