humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
Emily Fields being extremely adorable
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
we accept the french scientists we think we deserve
Dianna Agron Has a Blast at W Music: Live Featuring AlunaGeorge
There are definitely moments where you’d love to beat the shit out of someone. Sure. People can be cruel, take advantage of young girls, you name it. But, my best tennis racket is the ability to use my words. Just have to be confident and remember to use them. Standing up for yourself, and putting someone in their place with wit is a truly admirable skill.
"I think you are either born simple or you’re born… me."
reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real
Some people were a little confused so I made this.
Good, I thought I was the only one to think this
THANK YOU I HAD TO EXPLAIN THIS SO MANY TIMES
in this black out state of mind, i’m on my way to you…
fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20